One Russian site (Cooler) recently published this list (vodka in litres and name for the package) which I found was quite funny.

I republish it here:

Vodka and Programmers (not Only Java)

0.1 L - demo
0.25 L - trial version
0.5 L - personal edition
0.7 L - professional edition
1.0 L - network edition
1.75 L - enterprise
3 L - for small business
5 L - corporate edition (or like another variant - DataCenter)
one bucket - home edition
last drink before leave (go home) - Service pack
day after medication - Recovery tool
appetizer - plugins